iiii Magazine is an independent arts and culture publication, based in London and Manchester. We talk about culture in the sense suggested by Francis Bacon, when he said of intellectual enrichment: 'the culture and manurance of minds’. Our approach to culture is the same: that something bright and engaging may be derived from detritus. We love cultural ephemera in particular, and despite Bacon’s near-perfect turn of phrase, it is the position of the magazine that it is not sufficient. We publish articles that stretch our assumptions of what culture can be, so long as they are forged with originality.
We place no limits on subject matter or form — we have published incisive criticism, personal essays and memoirs, humour pieces and odes to oddities — but we take as a guiding principle this from Flann O’Brien’s The Third Policeman (1967):
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A Publication by iiii Magazine: A look at football culture through twenty classic kits
(crest) is a book that entwines history, design, and football culture to enliven debate about belonging — both local and national — in a fractious British and European moment. Classic football kits are artefacts highly sought after by collectors and fans alike. Is this a question of design, of a club’s success, or of nostalgia? Can it be all or none of these things? In twenty short essays by twenty writers, (crest) charts the peculiar histories of each of the 2018/19 Premier League football clubs through the lens of a prized classic kit from the past decades. The book takes football seriously at its root, and looks at how larger forces drive the sense of allegiance of football-loving individuals — what hidden personal stories make the Beautiful Game beautiful when it can seem so ugly?
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The Carpenters - Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
It’s 1977 and Karen and Richard of The Carpenters are miming their latest hit before a greenscreened gallery of deep space. Neither of them look very well: Karen is gaunt from the effects of creeping eating disorders that will eventually claim her life, and singing partner Richard is plonking vacantly at the piano beside her, by now in the firming grip of a Quaalude-dependent perma-haze.
‘In your mind you have capacities, you know / To telepath messages through the vast unknown’, sings Karen, her voice a peculiar mix of naive wonder and weariness. It is the opening of a dialogue between singer and listener, and a lyric that remains oddly instructive:
Please close your eyes and concentrate
With every thought you think
Upon the recitation we're about to sing …
The message is a grand declaration of human decency, though it’s not without an undercurrent of fear and propitiation: ‘we’d like to make a contact with you, we are your friends… please come in peace we beseech you.’ The voice of alien life (emulated through a robotic vocoder) replies in English and with some ambiguity: ‘We’ve been observing your earth, and we’d like to make a contact with you.’
‘COIC’ was released by Canadian Space Rock group Klaatu the previous year, inspired by the International Flying Saucer Bureau’s instruction to all its members in 1953 that a telepathic communication with alien life should be attempted through mass meditation on a newly appointed ‘World Contact Day’.
Still image courtesy of The Carpenters. 'Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft'. A&M Records, 1977.
It was much admired by Richard, but that such a bonkers composition should have fallen into hands of America’s most homely group spoke of a changing nation, and with it, the band's commercial decline. The Carpenters had always been dependable purveyors of bubblegum pop hits like '(They Long to Be) Close to You', 'We’ve Only Just Begun', and 'Rainy Days and Mondays', a paragon of staid Republican values, who, in the words of Richard Nixon, ‘represent[ed] all that is true and best in America’.
Despite the sexual revolution of the 60s, mainstream pop in America remained safe and decidedly de-sexed. Of the track Superstar, a 1971 cover of a groupie’s lament by Bonnie and Delaney (considered one of The Carpenters raciest tunes), Richard said: ‘... Top 40 radio in America would not have played something that said “can hardly wait to sleep with you again”. So I changed it to “be with you again”.’ Strict adherence to ‘good taste’ was rewarded with a string of gold albums and top 10 hits, but it was an instinct they couldn’t shake.
By the mid- to late 70s, Punk and Disco’s popular appeal to disobedience and unapologetic sexuality meant chart success no longer relied on doe-eyed appeals to the obstinate puritanism of Middle America.
And in a year that saw the release of both Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and Star Wars, The Carpenters reacted to a growing culture of sexual expression and willful 'bad taste', not by joining it, but by ignoring it altogether and relocating to space.